Dear David,Happy birthday mate.
And make it a real good one on this milestone day, not just another day as you might prefer it.
So now you are 60 remember that inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the heck happened?' And of course it may be good to know that hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.
If you think those are corny, here are a few more I have added as I found them. The truth is I have been saving those up for months.
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find young, women who are sexually interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can you increase the heart rate of a 60 year old husband?
A: Wife tell him she’s pregnant.
Q: Why should 60 year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60 year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60 year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these!"
By the way a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Our very best wishes for a happy day
Gordon Marg & family
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