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Caution there is new spyware out there...just waiting to get you.
I've taken the precaution to show it to you without letting you get effected by it.
New Spyware
Be careful!
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No-one will owns up to sending this one - But let me say it came from someone in Albury Australia
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken, usually an Irishman's favorite part of the flight.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
Michael Jackson announced his dates for his upcoming UK tour.
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