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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Spyware Caution

Caution there is new spyware out there...just waiting to get you.

I've taken the precaution to show it to you without letting you get effected by it.
New Spyware

Be careful!
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No-one will owns up to sending this one - But let me say it came from someone in Albury Australia

Sunday, March 29, 2009

I Love the Irish

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken, usually an Irishman's favorite part of the flight.

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The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

The Michael Jackson UK Tour

Michael Jackson announced his dates for his upcoming UK tour.

They are Daniel aged 11, Michael aged 9, Richard aged 12 , Steve aged 8 and Darren aged 12.