What kind of car are you

Have you ever given thought as to what kind of car you might be if you were a car?

Me neither, so I decided to check it out when someone sent me this quick 12 question test.

Visit http://www.tomorrowland.us/sportscar/ and have a laugh!

BTW I am a Porsche

Do you know your shit?

A stranger sat next to Little Jayson on a plane and turned to him and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard flights go quicker that way.'

Little Jayson, had just opened his book, so he closed again it and said, 'Ok, what would you like to talk about?'

''How about nuclear power?' the stranger he smiles’, 'That could be interesting.

“Ok.” says Little Jayson “But let me ask you a question first?.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by Little Jayson's intelligence, says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

Little Jayson then replies, 'So do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

Wrong email address

Dogs on trains

The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat? 'The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.

'She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!' This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up thelittle dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! this American should be put in his place!'

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

Gone Ice Fishing

Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole , just fishing quietly and drinking beer Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish , Bob says, 'I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.' Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says , 'You better think it over - women like that are hard to find.'