Lush at Larry's Bar

A Man Goes To A Shrink And Says, "Doctor, My Wife Is Unfaithful To Me. Every Evening, She Goes To Larry's Bar And Picks Up Men. In Fact, She Sleeps With Anybody Who Asks Her! I'm Going Crazy. What Do You Think I Should Do?" "Relax," Says The Doctor, "Take A Deep Breath And Calm Down. Now, Tell Me, Exactly Where Is Larry's Bar?"

Missing the point

Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife’s Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target... From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: “Honey What Are You Doing...Husband: “MISSING YOU”...

God Bless Daddy

A father put his year daughter to bed and listened to her prayers which ended with, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?", "I don't know daddy; it just seemed the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months he listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma.". The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Some weeks later the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep and got up at dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office and stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "You never work late. What's the matter?"  "I don't want to talk, I've just had the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, This morning my tennis instructor dropped dead in the middle of my lesson."

Its Finally here -MEN WILL BE SO HAPPY.

Is Trish just now trying to appease us me guys. I don’t care The humour she finds are always just great

Father Joseph Wisdom

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