Vodka – A new wonder of the world

Who Knew this?

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.

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2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.

The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

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3. To clean your eyeglasses,

simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka.

The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

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4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.

The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

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5. Spray vodka on wine stains,

scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

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6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face

as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

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7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.

The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

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8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

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9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

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10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days.

Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

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11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

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12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

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13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

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14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

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15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.

Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

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And silly me! I used to drink the stuff !

Wisdom of An Older Man

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.


'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she appears out of nowhere.'

BRILLIANT PALINDROME

Like my granddaughter’s name, Hannah, a palindrome reads the same backwards as forward.

So simple and yet so brilliantly done this must listen 1 minute, 44 second video reads the exact opposite backwards as forward. The meaning is the exact opposite too.

It was submitted by a 20-year old to win second place in a contest entitled "u @ 50" by AARP.

At the time of this post the view counter was already past 10.577 million and rising. If you feel inclined, mark the count in the blog comments as view It may be interesting to see how it grows day by day?

I was alerted to it in an email from David Brown in Malta  who got it from Dave Wylie in New Zealand. I would be sure there are many others circulating this email too.

Cheers Gordon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42E2fAWM6rA

THE CAMPING TRIP

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.

Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he
isn't going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you
go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals
all over. She had on the bed handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed
and I did.

And then she said "do what ever you want."

So........................Here I am.

10 Illusies of Hans Klok

This is truly amazing… go full screen to view and best leave the sound on.