Banana Republic

There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . .. .. Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're crazy.
Giraffe = you've lost your mind.
Squirrel = you're boring .
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.


Take more breaks, laugh, laugh some more, and pass on laughter to others… it gets us through our days !

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This story has been around a while but always worth recanting.

I just published it on our business  www.PerformanceController.com. A mate gave it to me as a lightheaded a piece he was discussing at work.

Here is the story:

"When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee."