A man come home and sees his wife packing to leave and asks, "What are going?"
She answers, "I'm moving to the city. I heard the prostitutes there get paid $400.00 for what I'm doing for YOU for FREE!"
Later on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase too.
When she asks where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800.00 a year."