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Monday, August 12, 2013

Old German Shepherd

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before  long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther  heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having  lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh,  oh! I'm in deep shit now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground  close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to  the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious panther!  I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts  his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away  into the trees.

"Whew!," says the panther, "That was  close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been  watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this  knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off  he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the  panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the  panther.

The young panther is furious at being  made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's  going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the  panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to  do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his  attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close  enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off  an hour ago to bring me another panther!"

Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs.. Age and skill will always overcome  youth and treachery!
Bull Shit and brilliance only come  with age and experience.