It just learned I will have a new job soon. Here is a late breaking TV News Story about my run for Prime Minster of Australia against Tony Abbott and Kevin Rudd.
As the other candidates are so pathetic my friends endorsed me to make the sacrifice.
It may not be not the best job in the world, bit it does pay well and the perks are good.
I now have my cronies working out some policies and I am doing a spin doctor course. I am also brushing up on my Mandarin and checking out the latest junket trends
Here is the latest!!