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Thursday, July 7, 2011

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" She asked..
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh.! Kill any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked..

"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded. . .

"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."