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Friday, November 20, 2009

Kid’s can say anything

1) This is an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 
2) Oysters' balls  are called pearls.  (James age 6) 
3) If you are surrounded by  sea you are an  Island.
If you don't have sea all round you, you are  incontinent.(  Wayne  age 7) 
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and  have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.    (Kylie age 6) 
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole  on the top of its head.   
(Billy age 8) 
6) My dad goes out  in his boat, and comes back with crabs. 
(Emily Burniston age  5) 
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to  cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would  whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7) 
8) I like mermaids. They are  beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?    (Helen age 6) 
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at  my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to  write. (Amy age 6) 
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can  sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves  under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.  (Christopher age 7) 
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is  very cold, and it makes my willy small.   (Kevin age 6) 
12)  Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go  down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age  8) 
13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she  was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up  her fanny. (Julie age 7).