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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The sex fairy...

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! clip_image002
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.



2. Gentle, clip_image004 relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat clip_image005produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 
3. Lovemaking
clip_image006can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. clip_image007
4. Sex is one of the safest sports
clip_image008you can take up. It stretches clip_image009and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! clip_image010
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
clip_image011It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. clip_image012
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.
clip_image013The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! clip_image014
7 Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world.

8. Kissing
clip_image016 each day will keep the dentist away. clip_image017Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. clip_image018
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
clip_image020Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. clip_image021
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.

The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. 
Now sex has been sent to you. The 'Hot Sex Fairy'
clip_image022will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. 
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.

This is no joke! 

Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. 
Do not keep this message.