When we had been married 25 years, I said to my wife,
“Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, And I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old blonde every night. Now we have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV But I am sleeping with a 50-year-old. It seems that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out & find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis...