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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

White house breakfast

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like,

He replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W., looking up from his menu, replies, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "How rude! You're just like Mr. Clinton!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers ...

"It's pronounced "quiche".