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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Choice of words

WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT
The boss had to fire Debra or Jack.

It was impossible because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided it would be the last one in the next morning. Jack was early but Debra came in late with a horrible hangover and went to the water cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said:

"Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off? I feel like shit this morning," she replied before he could continue.

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