Politicians for dinner

Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,

'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me? We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating? ' Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?' '

Down the other side of the swamp near the Parliament parking area. '

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Holden cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, and shake the shit out of them then eat 'em!' '

Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole with a briefcase."

Speed of Light in Contrast

It is a well know fact that light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until your hear them speak…

BeatlesTube

This is INCREDIBLE!. Every song they ever made?

Yes there is a web site with every song and all the lyrics.

Got to it here or click on the picture>

THEN JUST CLICK ON THE TITLE OF THE SONG YOU WANT TO HEAR AND SEE THE VIDEO-CLIP (ADDITIONALLY, YOU WILL HAVE THE WORDING OF THE SONG AS WELL AS SOME OTHER INFO RELATED TO THAT PARTICULAR SONG. 

New concept of a hole in one

The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day

Because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven.

The Pope explains the situation to the clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. "But ", the clerk explains,

"it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.

On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven

They stop to have a chat.

"Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope.

"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.

Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"

Tiger: "Why is that?"

Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"

Tiger: "You're a day late."

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Fashion Industry crisis hits in Brazil

This is a re-created show in MP4 format based on a a PowerPoint circulating the web.

All credits go to to originator who is obscured in PowerPoint. Despite the humorous intent there are some excellent fashion creations here shown off by some very good looking models.