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Friday, May 8, 2009

What About My Willie

Willie Nelson performing at the Chumash Casino...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whether or not you are a country fan, this is truly the work of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person.

So simple, yet so profound. these words of wisdom come from that famous philosopher, Willie Nelson regarding his 75th birthday.

'I have outlived my dick.'

 

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Quotable quotes

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100 years ago, they said that when a black man became president, pigs would fly.

On the 100th day of Obama'images presidency

   ...Swine Flew

 

 

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Scam Busters

This was posted on DIGG http://digg.com/u12Y32 under a banner heading of "How to make a 419 scammer disappear"

 

Does somebody send you an email or communication and

want to transfer millions of dollars into your account?
want to pay you to cash cheques and send them the money?
want your help to give a dying persons money to charity?

..... and so on.

 http://www.419eater.com/index.htm is a site I found dedicated to frustrating scammers. Hmm is everything is a potential scam?

http://twitter.com/Gordon_Wood

Monday, May 4, 2009

Banana Republic

There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
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They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . .. .. Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
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If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're crazy.
Giraffe = you've lost your mind.
Squirrel = you're boring .
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.
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Take more breaks, laugh, laugh some more, and pass on laughter to others… it gets us through our days !