Full of nuggets
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Lost wife story No 2
A man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked....
"I have lost my wife in the super market.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?
The beatiful woman looks bemused say "Why?
Man : "because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of no-where?
"I have lost my wife in the super market.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?
The beatiful woman looks bemused say "Why?
Man : "because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of no-where?
The Lost Wife
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Bunnings Hardware when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
'Sorry about that, I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.' The young guy says,
'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
The old guy says, 'Doesn't matter – let's look for yours.'
The old guy says to the young guy,
'Sorry about that, I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.' The young guy says,
'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
The old guy says, 'Doesn't matter – let's look for yours.'
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Age test
Five mischievous Grandmas were on a bench outside a nursing home.
A Grandpa walked by, and one yelled out ,
'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.
'The old man said, 'No way, you old fools.
'One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can!
Drop your pants and underwear and we will know exactly.
'Embarrassed , but anxious to prove they couldn't, he dropped them.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times.
The jump up and down several times.
Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 91 years old!'
Standing with his pants around his ankles, the old gent asked,
'How in the world did you guess?'
Grinning from ear to ear, the old ladies giggled in unison --
'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'
A Grandpa walked by, and one yelled out ,
'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.
'The old man said, 'No way, you old fools.
'One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can!
Drop your pants and underwear and we will know exactly.
'Embarrassed , but anxious to prove they couldn't, he dropped them.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times.
The jump up and down several times.
Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 91 years old!'
Standing with his pants around his ankles, the old gent asked,
'How in the world did you guess?'
Grinning from ear to ear, the old ladies giggled in unison --
'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'
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