Police today recovered a man's body floating in the Brisbane River. The man's name is not released as his family has not been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excess beer consumption, combined with a drug overdose. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a "Rudd for PM in 2010 " t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
Police removed the Rudd t-shirt to spare his family embarrassment.
This is despicable The new law bans smoking since 7/1/09
But look how many cigarettes in the ashtray in this restaurant ... 
Hey! Look in the ashtray, the ashtray, the ashtray!
He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment.
His project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."
He had done his homework well researching the facts about this particular chemical. I wanted to know more myself so I Googled it and the first link I got gave me a wealth of information.
So for plenty of good reasons the student, sought support based on the following facts:
dihydrogen monoxide
In fact the one person who said no actually knew the chemical was water. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide
The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"
At first when Trish sent me this I didn’t believe this story si I checked it on http://www.snopes.com/science/dhmo.asp and found it to be true. I should know here better as she does her homework well too, even with authenticating her jokes.
Take a look at the Snopes full text. It is a great read and indeed does shows even more-so just how gullible we can be!!!
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker without hesitation runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A Courier Mail reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the biker says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...
So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a soldier in the Australian Army and a Liberal.' The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
"AUSTRALIAN SOLDIER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT -
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."
That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
This reporter must work for the "Australian" or the "Age" newspapers.
Telephone Greeting: Wouldn't it be amazing, if this caught on,?
GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE SOCIAL SERVICES OFFICE'
