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Sunday, June 6, 2010

Short Neurological Test

imageTo keep on the ball you have to have an active mind. In other words use it or lose it.

Here is something fun to prove you are not ready for Alzheimer pills.

See you you go.

 1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999
6999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 999999999999


3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

New fad just out - painting the cat

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I didn't even know they did this.

Time to grab the neighbor's cat and get busy!!

Some of the paint jobs cost $15,000 and had to be repeated every 3 months as the cat's

hair grows out.

Must be nice to have $60,000 a year just to keep your cat painted!!

And people wonder why cats sometimes attack their owners!!

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OMG is right. This is Outrageous!!!  Maz

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Vodka – A new wonder of the world

image Who Knew this?

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.

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2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.

The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

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3. To clean your eyeglasses,

simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka.

The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

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4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.

The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

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5. Spray vodka on wine stains,

scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

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6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face

as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

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7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.

The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

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8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

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9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

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10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days.

Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

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11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

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12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

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13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

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14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

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15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.

Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

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And silly me! I used to drink the stuff !