In recent years, many of the things I wanted to write or say have been stymied by what has become known as "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"! a term that previously was never previously in my vocabulary.
When doing some research, someone at Truman Library & Museum in Independence, Missouri. sent me copies of four telegrams.
These were exchanged between President Harry Truman and General Douglas MacArthur on the day before the actual signing of the Japanese Surrender. This gave me an understanding of what "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS" really means!!
The contents of those four telegrams are reproduced verbatim below. Not a single word has been added or deleted!
(1) Tokyo,Japan
0800-September 1,1945
To: President Harry S Truman
From: General D A MacArthur
Tomorrow we meet with those yellow bellied bastards and sign the Surrender Documents, any last minute instructions!
(2) Washington, D C
1300-September 1, 1945
To: D A MacArthur
From: H S Truman
Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious dislike of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the press, because some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically correct!
(3) Tokyo, Japan
1630-September 1, 1945
To: H S Truman
From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz
Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does the term politically correct mean?
(4) Washington, D C
2120-September 1, 1945
To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz
From: H S Truman
Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end!
~000~
Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people.
At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions,
Little Sasha puts her hand up and says "I have two questions"
"Why did the Russians take Crimea? And
Why are we sending troops to the Ukraine?"
Putin says "Good questions" But just as he is about to answer, the bell goes, and the kids go to Lunch.
When they come back, they sit back down and there is room for some more questions, another girl, Misha, puts her hand up and says , "I have Four questions"
Why did the Russians invade Crimea?
Why are we sending troops to the Ukraine?
Why did the bell go 20 minutes early? And
Where is Sasha?"
Burt, my American mate took a Cadillac Escalade for a test before they become extinct...The salesman sat in the back seat and described the car and all its wonderful options.
“One features he explained was the seats direct warm air to your butt in the winter and cool air in the heat of summer .
Burt commented that the the car must be a Republican car.
The salesman annoyed asked why he thought it was a Republican car?
Burt explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
Burt had to walk back to the dealership...
A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says, "You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What?... You Mean I'm small and cute?"
"No.I’ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk"
Almost brings a tear to your eye...........Doesn't it!
Authorised by Maz Garnet for the Labour Party – Parliament House Canberra
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
-Ronald Reagan
'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:We win, they lose.'
- Ronald Reagan
'The most terrifying words In the English language are:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.'
-Ronald Reagan
'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.
- Ronald Reagan
'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress..
-Ronald Reagan
'The taxpayer: That's someone who works For the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.'
- Ronald Reagan
'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility
at the other'
- Ronald Reagan
'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.'
- Ronald Reagan
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession.
I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first'
- Ronald Reagan
'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving,subsidize it'
- Ronald Reagan
'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed,
there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.'
- Ronald Reagan
'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'
- Ronald Reagan
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.'
-Ronald Reagan
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."*
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.....I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Folks, we're screwed
Julia "BIG~RED" Gillard (The Australian Prime Minster) was out walking one morning. Crossing a bridge she tripped and fell over the railing into the river below.
Before the security guys could get to her, 3 kids fishing pulled her from the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, I want to go to Disney World & Julia said, 'No problem, I'll take you there in my Royal Australia Air Force plane.
The second kid said, I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Julia said, I'll get them and even have Michael Jordan sign them.
The third kid said, I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.Julia a little perplexed said, but you don't look handicapped.
The kid said I will be when my dad finds I saved you drowning.
He said:
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed
100 years ago, they said that when a black man became president, pigs would fly.
On the 100th day of Obama'
...Swine Flew
