Electric Humour

I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads. 

This one should get a prize....

I e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend.  He e-mailed back:  "If  light stay on more than 4 hour, call 'erectrician.'

Computer Repair Help desk Story

Caller :  Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service:   What is wrong with it?
Caller :  Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service:  Mouse? ... Printers don't have a mouse!!!

Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really? ... I will send a picture.

Technical Support, how can I help you?

FEMALE CALLER:  'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down.  This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing'.

TECH SUPPORT:  'I will have a technician come over first thing this morning. Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer.  Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can'.

When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer was, said what happened to it. This is what the technician found wrong.

Take a look at the pictures... YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES ...  And you thought YOU had computer problems?

The technician told her: ... 'It must have been after the mouse!' The woman didn't think it was very funny at all!

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He said To me and I said to him!!

THIS IS FOR SMART WOMAN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND GUYS WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... . They don't have time.
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. 
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Name The Song

Look at this picture. and see if you can name the song it depicts.

Remember too that today is Sunday and this is a family blog, so think about some golden oldies.

You'll kick yourself!!........

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its MOONRIVER

Hey, don't blame me . . . I'm just forwarding this to those whose sense of humor I believe to be as warped as mine . .  you were in that group.