The Sweet Nutcracker

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the boy three coins to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back.

The boy coughs up 2 coins but is still choking and the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, serious looking woman, in a business suit is sitting nearby reading a newspaper and sipping a coffee. She puts down her coffee, neatly folds the newspaper and, unhurriedly, moves across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, she carefully pulls down his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter !!!

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.

Are you a doctor? "  'No,' the woman replied.

I'm with the Inland Revenue.