Murphy's' Lubricant

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.

He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son,!

'Ain't dat grand!!' Murphy got so excited, but just then the doctor said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, then delivered a little girl.

Murphy got kind of puzzled and then the doctor said, 'Hold on, we aint got done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy.

Murphy said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?'
The doctor said, Probably something happened during  conception.'

Murphy said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.

When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, 'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'
She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'

Murph said, 'I'll tell you, ..it's a  good ting we didn't use WD-40.A