More Inner Peace - Yuk!!

Maz, That is a big if statement Thanks for the warm and fuzzy insights I wonder who actually writes this stuff, Highlighted in the dots points are my responses Cheers Gordon

If you can start the day without caffeine,

• why would anyone be asleep all day

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

• who cares I like being grumpy anyway

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

• easy I learned a long time ago no one listens so I write blogs now.

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, that’s bullshit.

• Who wants lettuce sandwiches for the rest of their life?

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

• I do understand and I know all my loved ones are the same. But I wonder if when they find out I have cut them all out of my will that be true?

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,

• everyone can. It’s human nature isn't it?

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

• easy just drink

If you can relax without liquor,

• easy just get some pills

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

• Who needs sleep when your high on drugs anyway

...Then You Are  Probably The Family Dog!

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual.

• Yes I did but You do know us husbands always rank below the family dog. Isn’t it amazing we are such wonderful people

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