A LITTLE FLAB !!

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bottom and said... 'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top knickers.' While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent Error! Filename not specified. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said.... 'You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.' This was beyond a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said... Error! Filename not specified. 'You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the Gardener, the Postman,     the Milkman                and Your Brother !!!!!