A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,
'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
'From now on when I say BELL 1'
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled'
BELL 1!'
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled '
BELL 2!'
The wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled '
BELL 3!'
They began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled '
BELL 4!'
What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied
'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
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