Recession Feedback

When the Recession hit in the US ........it hit everybody. even me. I  got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Here is some other feedback

• Wives were having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
• when the bank returned your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you would call and ask if they meant you or them.
• McDonald's was selling the 1/4 ouncer.
• Angelina Jolie was adopting children from America .
• A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico .
• A picture was only worth 200 words.

Suicide Message

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Some Good Rules to Keep about Women

 

Today's FAQ

Q: why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning ?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

Tatoo of the year (do)

My son told me, Dad, I would like to have a tattoo.  I told him No, nobody has one in our family ... and you are not having one.  

He asked me, Why not ? All my friends have a tattoo !   I told him, It would be a stain on your body ! 

He pleaded with me, Dad, please, please, just a Cartoon Character on the belly ?  And after many hours of discussion I gave in and decided to let him.  

After all, he was a young man with his own freedom of choice ...  and I thought ...  a Cartoon Character ... is probably not so bad ! but it turn out.........

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