This is a puzzle called Lateral Thinking ..

We are dispensing the jokes  and doing a puzzle today..(thanks to David Brown)

I know Robert and John will have no problem but who knows, all the rest may surprise themselves. Even Maz, who told me she went blonde last week. Also Jerry will have no problem.but we will understand if you miss a few. Bob let me know how you go ?

Here's how it works . I give you a word equation (in the bold) and you try to solve it

man

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board

Ans. = man overboard

Got the hang of it. but just in case we will do one more together.

One thing so this is not complete mental torture, the answers follow a bit below. But if you scroll too quick you see them and that spoils the fun. So scroll back a bit to hide it and then try to guess, before you look.  I found it fun and just so you what you have to beat, I got none. 

stand

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i

 

 

 

 

Ans. = I understand

OK . Got the drift ?  Let's try a few now and see how you fare on your own?

/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

 

 

 

 

 

Ans. = reading between the lines

r

road

a

d

 

 

 

 

 

Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?  Redeem yourself.

cycle

cycle

cycle

 

 

 

 

 

Ans. = tricycle

easy ha .. yes how come you and I didn’t figure that out ?

0

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M.D.

Ph.D.

 

 

 

 

 

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !  I can say that now ….

 

knee

light

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground

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feet feet feet feet feet feet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ans. = six feet underground

Oh no, not again ! !  But I love it ….How many got it backwards and guesed  “feet on the ground”

ecnalg

 
 
 
 

 

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ! !  but I se why ,, bit boring that one

death ....... life

 

 

Ans. = life after death

Hm ..alright clever dick Barry. I know you got that one

For the rest of us here is a last chance ...................

THINK

 

 

 

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

 

abababababababababababababababababababab...

 

 

 

 

 

Ans. = long time no 'C'  
what an anticlimax …lol

 
 
 

Oh well we cant all be Einstein can we? -  Keep Smiling'

Golfers of the world take pride

Stand proud, noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls!
Recent studies found average golfers walk 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means, on average, golfers get 41 miles to the gallon!
Kind of makes you proud. Almost makes you feel like a hybrid. . .

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. 

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ' 

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. 

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent.'

Duh! Seems we have a new category. . Eat you heart out Blondie