New Style British Humour

Police in London last night found a bomb outside a church  ..They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
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During last night's high winds an British family were badly injured by a falling tree. Mohamed Ashman, a Birmingham City spokesman said "We didn't even know they were living up there".
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Anglo Saxon minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television with minorities in mind. Now Crime-watch will be shown 5 times a week.
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Walking down the road I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.I then heard a Pakistani shout , "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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