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Friday, January 27, 2012

Snotty Receptionist

imageYesterday I was sitting in a crowded doctors waiting room and an retired guy came in and went to the counter

He looked a bit on edge as he approached the receptionist's and gave her his name.

A large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler, she said in a very loud voice, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the people snapped their heads around too see a very embarrassed man, But he quickly recovered and in an equally loud voice replied,

'NO, I’VE COME TO ABOUT MY SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Mrs Brown and the condom

Being a bit older like the so many who have seen this video I appreciate discussions on matters related to sex is not just for the young.

It is even more humorous when it is openly discussed by the older more experienced. This very BBC skit is an example. ..

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Miracle Impotence Cure Found

imageMy wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that 'help' get an erection.

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!

I'm still looking for a place to live.

Monday, January 23, 2012

“When God Created Husbands Promise”

 

imageWhile creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world……...

………….Then He made the earth round.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Dolphins are so smart

Did you know that dolphins are so smart, within a few weeks they can train a human to stand on the edge of a pool and throw them fish.

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