God Bless Daddy

A father put his year daughter to bed and listened to her prayers which ended with, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?", "I don't know daddy; it just seemed the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months he listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma.". The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Some weeks later the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep and got up at dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office and stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "You never work late. What's the matter?"  "I don't want to talk, I've just had the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, This morning my tennis instructor dropped dead in the middle of my lesson."

Its Finally here -MEN WILL BE SO HAPPY.

Is Trish just now trying to appease us me guys. I don’t care The humour she finds are always just great

Father Joseph Wisdom

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When it's no good for anything, there's always art

Phallic or not making use of no longer useful male appendages can be fun to extend their usefulness when they can be used take on other personas.

There sure are some funny people women about who can make fun of the otherwise hallowed ground of our preferred stud image as men.. Good on Beth. Here is some of her latest humor collection.

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MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. 
She puts goes downstairs and finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a coffee in front of him, deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches him wipe a tear from his eye then sips his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?' 
The husband looks up from his coffee.

I am just remembering when we met 20 years ago and began dating. You were only 16. Do you remember?' he says solemnly. 
The wife is touched to tears at her husband.  'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily... 
'Do you remember your father catching us in the back seat of my car?' 
'Yes,!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. 
The husband continues. And  he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either marry my daughter, or I you will go to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly. 
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... 
'I would have been released  today. '