Lord God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
God said, 'They are rules for living.'
'Can you give us an example?'
'Thou shall not kill.'
'Not kill? We're not interested..'
So God went to the Blacks. The Blacks wanted an example too and when God said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'
They said "We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord tried 'Thou shall not steal.' 'Not steal? We're not interested.'
Next he tried the French with an example, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.''Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'
Finally, God went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments..'
'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
'They're free.'
'We'll take 10.'
That should offend just about everybody except perhaps Lord Buddha . But I am told he was the ghost writer who wrote the commandments for God
Gordan,
ReplyDeleteI tip my cyber hat, kudos, honour, laudation, notability, plaudits, praise, prestige for publishing a joke that is so politically incorrect it potentially offends most people on earth, except Australians and Bankokians.
I love it!
You are the best!
Larry