A New Wine for Seniors

I kid you not... South Australian vintners in the Barossa Valley , which produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic! It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people make to the toilet during the night. The new wine will be marketed as PINO MORE I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE! I just couldn't help it!