Where does the time go?

'Remember yesterday and dream about tomorrow,but you better live for today' How quickly the years pass

When it ok to use the F word

Some of these you may have seen before before but they are worth looking again in this context.

Ok Man!!!!

Devoted husband

This is for women out there who think all men are heartless ...

Japanese Hotel Service . . .

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo,

He needed a haircut so he asked the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

'I'm afraid not, sir,' 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purpose.'

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening. The machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine that read,'Manicures, $20.00'.

'Why not?' he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands in the slot and fifteen seconds later his hands were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'

The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and , stuck his manhood into the opening. The guy then let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman gingerly withdraw his tender unit which now had a button sewn on the end.

Amazing Hubble Telescope: Ultra Deep Field in 3D

What happens when you point the Hubble Space Telescope to a seemingly blank patch of sky? A view that takes you to the edge of the universe!
Here is what happened when professional  astronomers pointed the Hubble Space Telescope at absolutely nothing and left  it there, first for 10 days, and then for 11 days.  Then they made the  images into a 3-D presentation.  Hang on to your seat!
By the way, 13 billion light years are about  equal to 880,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (880 sextillion)  miles.