Fireman Sex

A FIREMAN came home one day and told his wife of the wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put our jackets on, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck, ready to go.      How about this for an idea. From now on when I say BELL 1: I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2: I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3: we are going to make love all night. The next night he came home from work and yelled BELL 1! The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled BELL 2! the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled BELL 3! they began making love.   After a few minutes the wife yelled BELL 4! What the hell is BELL 4 asked the husband     ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, she replied YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE! __,_._,___