Someone out there has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

DORMITORY Re-arranged as: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN Re-arranged as: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER Re-arranged as: MOON STARER
DESPERATION Re-arranged as: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES Re-arranged as: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH Re-arranged as: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE Re-arranged as: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES Re-arranged as: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY Re-arranged as: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS Re-arranged as: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW Re-arranged as: WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS Re-arranged as: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT Re-arranged as: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES Re-arranged as: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO Re-arranged as: TWELVE PLUS ONE