Always choose a memorable password!

A lady helps her man install a new computer.
Once it is completed,
she tells him to select a password - a word that he'll always remember.
He looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye and
types in 'penis'.

As he hits "enter" to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter.

The computer had replied:  TOO SHORT  -  ACCESS DENIED!