Signs of the Trades

Sign over a gynecologist Office: 
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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   In a Podiatrist's office: 
"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck: 
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's  truck: 
"We repair what your husband fixed." 
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On another Plumber's truck: 
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." 
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On a Church's Bill board: 
"7 days without God makes one weak." 
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At a Tyre Store 
"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On an Electrician's truck: 
"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area: 
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate 
action."

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On a Maternity Room door: 
"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office: 
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right 
place."

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On a Taxidermist's window: 
"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence: 
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership: 
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store: 
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Vets waiting room: 
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant window: 
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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And don't forget the sign at a 
RADIATOR SHOP: 
"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Sign on the back of yet another 
Septic Tank Truck: 
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"