Humour only South Africans will appreciate

On board a Zooma African Airways (ZAA) flight from Soweto to Kayelitsha . . . Stewardess: “What would you like to drink, sir?” Passenger: “Do you have dry white wine?” Stewardess: “Sorry, sir, we only have wet white wine. What else would you like to drink?” Passenger: “Can I have a Grand Cru?” Stewardess: “Sorry, sir, but the ground crew they don't fly. What else would you like?” Passenger: “Do you have any Bols [brandy]?” Stewardess: “No, sir, but the captain has. What else can I offer you?” Passenger: “Can I have a Captain Morgan?” Stewardess: “Sorry, sir, the captain is captain Tshabalala, but he is flying the plane right now. What else would you like to drink?” Passenger: “Just give me some coffee.” Stewardess: “How would you like it, sir?” Passenger: “Decaffeinated, please . . .”