Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? 
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
Q:WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? 
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' 
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? 
A: Melt them to make a Goodyear tire
Q:WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? 
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house ans car . 
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ? 
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... 
BONUS 
Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? 
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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