Hang in here Sunshine

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

           What  is the difference between girls/women
Aged 8, 18,  28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

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At  8

You  take her to bed and tell her a  story

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At 18

You  tell her a story and take her to  bed  

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At  28

You  don't need to tell her a story
To take her to  bed  

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At  38

She  tells you a story and takes you to  bed

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At  48

She  tells you a story to avoid going to  bed

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At 58

You  stay in bed to avoid her story  

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At  68

If  you take her to bed, that'll be a  story  

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At  78

What  story? What bed?
Who the hell are  you?  

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According  to the
Office for National  Statistics

190,374
People  are having sex right now

212,130
Are  kissing

And one poor ole fart
Is reading  emails

You  hang in there sunshine!