Unpaid Blonde Bills

Last year, I replaced, like, all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.  

Today, I, like, got a call from the contractor who installed them.   He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't, like, paid for them.

OMG!     Hellloooo,............ Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I'm, like automatically stupid.    So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year -- that these windows would, like, pay for themselves in a year.    

Helllooooo? It's been a year, so they're, like, paid for, I told him.    

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back.     I bet he felt like an idiot.

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