Teacher asked her 3rd grade kids : "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny said: "I wanna be a billionaire & go to the most expensive clubs. I wanna find me the finest bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Monte Carlo, a mansion on the beach, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, while banging her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, decides not to acknowledge and continues with the lesson . . . .
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I thought I wanted to be a nurse. But, fuck that. I want to be Johnny’s bitch!!!
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