My new neighbour is single.and lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room and I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street in the rain and up my driveway. She knocked on my door as I rushed to open it.
She looked at me, and said, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have sex all night long! Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free.. I have no plans at all!"
"Good”, she said, “In that case, would you look after my dog?"
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