One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN FOR THE SAME REASON!
Dear Gordon,
ReplyDeleteWow, political satire...Good morning, Mr. Colbert.
Be well.
Best,
Larry
Hi Larry
ReplyDeletePolitical you bet, and why not. Don't Pollies always make the best targets for lampoon humor.
By the way did you know Colbert just let it slip that there is a whisper going around Capitol Hill that Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe have teamed up to head up an Obama gang to buy up all the ammo so all the guns in America will be rendered useless.
Love your comments and great to see you as always.
Cheers
Gordon