A Handy Reference Guide to Keep You out of Trouble

 

The Hormone Guide Women will understand this and men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!  This handy guide should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker! DANGEROUS SAFER SAFEST ULTRA SAFE What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? You sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my pay check. Here, have some wine.. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine.