Sex with Fanny Green Confessions

An Irish man went to confession. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession.and I had sex with Fanny Green twice.'

The priest told the sinner, 'You’re forgiven if you say three Hail Mary's.'

Soon, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.'

This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Fanny Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied.

'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.;

At mass the next day, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary.

The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was very short,. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman sat.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Fanny Green?'

The bug-eyed boy who couldn't believe his ears managed to calmly reply,

'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from the stained glass windows '.