The Brothel

The madam opened the brothel door in and saw a dignified, well-dressed, man in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you sir?"
The man replied,  "I want to see Suzy."

"Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else"

He replied,  "No, I must see Suzy."

When  Suzy appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit. but without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanded Suzy.
Suzy explained no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. "There are no discounts. The price is still £5000."
Again, the man paid the £5000, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night.

After their session, Suzy said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The man replied,  "Edinburgh."
"Really,"  she said.  "I have family in Edinburgh  ."

"I know."  the man said.  "Your sister died, and I am her Lawyer

She asked me to give you your £15,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain: 1.  Death 2.  Taxes 3.  Being screwed by a lawyer!