And it all started so innocently...
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE:Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: - silence –
HUSBAND: F**k ...
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